2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 10

2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 10

Did anyone ever read the book Flatland? Basically, it’s about a two-dimensional world where all men are polygons, with those of higher socioeconomic classes having more sides (hexagons, octagons, etc.) than those in lower classes (triangles), and circles (nobility)...
2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 9

2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 9

Ok, just let me do one more 2010s song reference, and I promise I’ll find a new theme next week. But since it’s the start of the only scheduled blank round of the 2025 FNWSL season, I think we have to say that we’ve “got a blank space, baby,” and we need to figure out...
2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 8

2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 8

You know I love callbacks to early aughts pop culture, and since FNWSL Round 9 brings us perhaps the most packed Friday schedule of the entire season, I think it’s time to recall the truly unforgettable 2011 YouTube hit: Friday by Rebecca Black. For those who don’t...
2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 7

2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 7

Well, my head is still spinning! The NWSL continues to return to the levels of chaotic unpredictability we’ve seen and loved in non-expansion years, taking things up a notch in Round 7. In fact, I’d characterize three results among the most unexpected of the season:...
2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 6

2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 6

At some point in human history (likely in Ancient Greece), someone decided it was necessary to find a way to calculate the rate at which a quantity (in a line) was changing at any point in time. They determined that the best way to do this was to find the slope of a...
2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 5

2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 5

This is a short week in FNWSL, so rather than me pontificating about recess or Boys Like Girls, let’s just dive right in! The double round is behind us, and Round 6 begins Friday evening with two matches at 8e/7c/6m/5p: Angel City visits Orlando for the latest edition...
2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 4

2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 4

In their iconic 2009 collab, Boys Like Girls and Taylor Swift argue that “two is better than one.” That’s probably true in most contexts, except maybe remote controls, but it’s especially true in FNWSL. Anytime you can get two matches in one round, it’s better than...
2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 3

2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 3

Until I was in 3rd or 4th grade (so about 8 or 9 years old for those not familiar with the US school setup), we got to have recess three times every day: morning, lunch, and afternoon. It was great! I usually played four square or kickball (because we weren’t allowed...
2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 2

2025 Fantasy NWSL: Answers from Round 2

Someday, we are going to get an entire FNWSL round with exactly zero 1-1 final scores. That was not the case this week, though one is better than four, so we are making progress! Overall though, it was a tricky Round 2 for FNWSL. There was some unexpected last-minute...